Skagway, you took my heart away.

On Day 4 of our trip I woke up early again and walked outside. This morning was gorgeous. Bright skies, blue skies, and snow capped mountains. It was stunning. I thought the scenery around Juneau was cool, but this, this was indescribable. Last year on our trip out west, I frequently found myself unable to say what I was seeing. It happened again. As we made our way to Skagway I stood there like a yokel. All I could say was wow. We docked a minute or two early and again were off early. Today, we were to meet with our guide at 7:50. We were all on time. I thought it might be fun for all of us to do an activity together so I booked for us to do a hike and float with Skagway Float Tours. Our guide’s name was Brian and he spends summers in Skagway and spends winters wherever the snow is best. Tough life, though he does live with his girlfriend in van. I can only assume that this van is in fact down by a river. He drove us through town and a few miles to the trailhead for the Chilkoot Trail. Turns out that this part of the Klondike Gold Rush National Park. It actually has 3 separate locations Pioneer Square in Seattle and two here in Skagway. The Chilkoot trail is the actual trail the prospectors took in the late 1890s as they sought their fortunes in the Klondike of Canada. At about 2 minutes in, Brian offered a more flat route for anyone having trouble. My mom and one other lady went that way. The five of us plus that lady’s husband continued on. The trail was steep and in parts challenging. I can’t imagine trying to do this with provisions for prospecting on my back. Brian gave us lots of great information, fed the girls fresh berries off the plant, and generally was a pleasure to be around. I think he found us to be fun too. The girls were engaged the whole time and the 2 miles passed quickly. At the end of the hike we met back up with the other two and spent the next few minutes floating down the river back to our van. If you are in Skagway, I’d recommend this company. All of the staff we met were awesome and they are family owned. Money very well spent. Thanks to Brian for a wonderful morning. He dropped us off at the start of town at the Skagway Brewing Co where we had lunch. After our hike, we were all hungry and I felt good about my odds here. I had a few Omissions and the boss had their beer sampler and then decided on a pint of their Spruce Tip Ale (made with real spruce tips to prevent scurvy). The net hour or so was spent looking around town and spending some money. After that, we hiked out to Yakutania Point where we were rewarded with breezy but stunning views. All of us agreed that Skagway was a runaway hit. After dinner, we played music trivia and then watched Skagway grow smaller and smaller behind us.

 

PS-It might sound like I didn’t have much to say about Skagway.  Truth is, I couldn’t adequately put it into words.  This proved to be our favorite day of the trip.  Summers in Skagway and winters in Hanalei would be just right.  Ive been many places in my life, but nowhere like this one.  If you ever get the chance to go, you absolutely have to go.

Juneau what? I went to Alaska…

All of this brings us to day 3. I woke up early and headed to the front of the ship to watch Alaska slip slowly by as we headed towards Juneau. We again had gray skies, but the sheer quiet beauty of the landscape made up for the clouds. It was so very quiet as mountains passed by. Heck, we even got really good a spotting whales. I tried to take some pictures but they didn’t probably do justice to what I saw on this morning. By 11, we were closing in on Juneau so we went to have a quick lunch in the dining room and when the captain gave permission to go ashore we were one of the first off. When we showed up at the rental car shed, we were the first to pick up our ultra-cool PT Cruiser. With 150,000 miles on it. The lady at the counter was super nice, though I found it really odd that I never had to show a driver’s license. It was almost as if, hey he has a credit card, we don’t care if he can legally drive, give him the car. Of we went towards the Mendenhall Glacier with a full tank of gas, no cigarettes, and also no clue how to get there as the map we got was poor. Trying to get a signal for our phone map was tough. Given the fact that the boss is an excellent navigator (and I’ve been researching maps for a year) we made it to the Glacier. At the Glacier, there are some areas that are fee access and others that are free. It was interesting to me that the fee places were not nearly as cool as the free ones. The four of us hiked the Nugget Falls Trail. An easy 2 mile round trip over a well-maintained and well-marked trail led us to the falls. We were there with about 5 other groups so we spent a good amount of time just taking it all in. We climbed rocks, we out our hands in the water, we skipped stones on a glacial lake-we hung out and it was cool. We took our time heading back and had actually planned on driving a bit more. But about that-the check engine light came on and since I didn’t especially feel like having a car with that many miles and a check engine light, I decided to take it on back. I dropped the girls in town and then I dropped the car and walked the mile back in to town. I had better luck with this car drop off than I did in San Francisco. We hit up the obligatory tourist shops and bought the obligatory tourist stuff. There were, however, two more experiences that were epic and awesome. In town, there is an old bar called the Red Dog Saloon. It’s been there a long while, before the tourists came, and it is an institution. Sawdust on the floors, crammed seating, and a great staff made this a perfect stop. The boss and I wanted a drink, so she had an Alaskan Brewing Co beer (Summer Ale I think) and I had lemonade with Tito’s and a Chambourd float. Did my drink look girly? Yes. Did it taste good? Yes, so let it go. The girls had draft root beer while we listened to the piano player sing songs that in no way whatsoever were child appropriate. Ethel looked completely overwhelmed and Lucy declared that she felt older in there. Whatever the case, it was fun and I recommended it highly. Another strong recommendation is for Tracy’s King Crab Shack. While it looks touristy (and probably is) the food was fabulou$$$. We had dungeness crab, crab bisque with jasmine rice, crab cakes (not for me), and a king crab leg. To say this food was great is an understatement. Steamed simply in water, the meat spoke for itself. We absolutely destroyed that poor crab, but we were not sorry in the least. As one final splurge, we opted last minute to head up the Mt. Robert’s Tram. For the 4 of us to do this it cost 115 bucks. The views were great and we were able to see a bald eagle up close (she had been shot and was unable to fly). Also, at the nature center, we learned about lots of the plants we had been seeing. The takeaway there is that in Alaska if you ain’t sure, don’t eat it. We headed down the mountain and walked back to the ship. Certainly more tired than we arrived but infinitely more alive. We compared our day with my parents (they had fun too) and we called it a night.

North, To Alaska

One of the many, many wonderful parts of a trip to Alaska is the complete ability to unplug. The downside to the that, is keeping up with a daily travel blog becomes quite difficult. With that said, I’m behind. As I type this, I’m sitting on the 14th deck of our ship in a bar with as we navigate down a channel away from Dawes Glacier. I can’t start with that, though, as to this point we’ve experienced so much. Since you’re dying to know exactly what we’ve experienced, I better get to typing and stop setting the scene.
Friday morning in $eattle was a breeze. We woke up, grabbed some breakfast, cooled at the hotel for a bit, and then got our Ubers to the port. I was fortunate to have yet another great driver. He was chatty and the time to the port was brief. Check-in was hectic as it always is. Two ships disembarking and the same two ships loading up to go again creates a chaotic place to be. But it didn’t take long and by 11am we were on board our home for the next week. All of us had lunch in the buffet and after I spoke with a chef, I was able to eat relatively well. Following our typical routine, we explored the ship and by 1:30, we were in the process of settling in to our cozy, interior cabin on the 6th deck. My bag and Lucy’s bag were a little slow in arriving and she started to get a little put out that she was the last to get her stuff, but in the end it was a non-   issue. In fact, getting the bags in a staggered fashion made the process of unpacking a bit easier. One lifeboat drill and one dinner later and we were all ready for bed. All of the girls had their sea bands on to help prevent motion sickness and by 9:30 we called it a day. Embarkation days are always tiring and throwing in the 3 hour time difference made it all the more exhausting.

On day 2 the skies dawned cloudy. All through the night there was, to me, a gentle pitch and roll of the ship. To the boss, it was as if she were being tempest tossed. I assure you, the seas had a gentle 3 foot swell. Lucy and Ethel spent the day sort of tooling around. All of the girls went to the ice show and a fruit carving demo in the afternoon. I sat on the balcony with my dad as we watched Canada pass by off the starboard side. At least until fog thick enough to require the fog horn rolled in and blocked everything. It was neat sitting there and hearing the horn make it’s low, mournful sound. I did run into one small problem. At lunch today I was summarily dismissed by one of the managers in the buffet about my dietary needs. Well, you don’t summarily dismiss me. Not ever. I went to guest services to voice my concerns. Iulia from Russia was very sympathetic (and pretty) and summoned the main manager for both the dining room and the buffet. As it turns out, the manager who dismissed my was that same person. After a brief, awkward moment as this dawned on the both of us, I decided that I would be taking the rest of my meals in the main dining room. Dilip, the manager there, was sympathetic to my plight, and every meal since has been fine. The food has been uninspired, but I’ve been safe. At the end of it, that’s all that matters. I will say that everyone else seems to be enjoying their regular menu foods. Turns out, I kicked a hornet’s nest that has resulted in changes in how food is served on the ship. I guess I became a voice for the voiceless. The moral here kids, is to speak up for yourself. At some point in the night, we crossed back into the US and entered the Inside Passage.

Come as you are, but bring cash.

This roam has been a long time coming.  Last year, when we returned from our West Coast adventure, I tried to think about the next place.  Ethel has set a goal of visiting all 50 states before she turns 30.  So, I says to myself, “Self, let’s go far away.  And what state is the furthest from home?  Hawaii!”  That wouldn’t do though, as we’ve already checked off our 50th state.  What then?  Alaska.  We’ll go to Alaska.  Last July we booked the cruise for us and for my parents to go with us.  All that was left was to book a hotel in Seattle, plan excursions , get flights, and wait.  Waiting an interminable period of time for July to get here.  As the date of departure grew near and I told the girls about some of the things we might could do, they suggested a few items as well.  We’d have to do those, for sure.  Finally, July 7th got here and we were off.

July 7th in Raleigh dawned.  I’m not sure how bright, because for us it dawned at 4:15am so we could get to the airport.  Turns out getting there early was a good idea.  Our friendly neighborhood TSA agents were not exactly all on the same page with security checks.  One line, was all like “Shoes on, leave items in bags” while others were all like, “yea, take it all off and out of the bags”.  I suppose I should’ve known that since our line was clear, we where in the latter.  Except we didn’t realize it.  Until the very large man said I would be patted down.  And not just any pat-down-I was to have my “sensitive areas” patted as well.  So after the pat-down, in full view of my family, a cigarette, and the breakfast I felt owed by the agent, we were headed to the gate.  Our flight left on time and was uneventful.  Even when the pilot deployed a drag chute in Salt Lake City to bring us to a stop.

If you are looking for a time warp, fly through Salt Lake.  They have pay phones even an in terminal smoking lounge.  But no seats.  So don’t expect to sit down while you trey to eat.  That’s about it for Salt Lake.  Have a short layover if possible.

We left Salt Lake a few minutes behind, but the pilots made up for it and we landed only 5 minutes behind our scheduled arrival time in $eattle.  The airport was slammed with people.  I mean wall to wall, can’t move, people of every cultures, slammed.  It took us a good 15 minutes at a decent clip to get to baggage claim.  Once there, we waited.  Our bags came, Lucy learned an important lesson about placing liquids in a plastic bag, and we called our Ubers for the ride to the hotel.  Given our luggage a UberX probably wouldn’t work.  We took two, and I rode with my mom and Ethel.  Our driver was quite good and the ride was pleasant.  We all arrived at the Hampton Inn Downtown at the same time.  We all checked in and both rooms were ready!  After a quick drop off of bags and a quick refresher, we were out to explore $eattle.

We all walked the few short blocks to $eattle Center to ride the monorail to get back to the Market area.  Built for the 1962 World’s Fair, it is about the cheapest way to get from one place to the other.  But only one place as there are just the two stops.  Also, they only accept cash,so know that.  The weather was cloudy and cool with intermittent showers, which honestly, makes for a nice change from the weather at home.  Pike Place Market was one of those “must visit” places for us.  I think though, that the cruise industry in $eattle has completely overwhelmed everything.  Just so. Many. People.  The last time I was here, I remember strolling through the market.  Not the case today.  First off, we had an ear of roasted corn (yum) and some Rainier cherries (also, yum).  As I had not eaten all day, we went to Uli’s Famous Sausage.  I had read that most all of their sausages were gluten free as were their fries.  2 delicious sausages, a delightful sauerkraut, and fries later (and 18 bucks poorer) we kept moving.  We did all the tourist things.  We watched them throw the fish, we looked at the stalls, we saw the original Starbucks.  Folks were starting to get hungry though, and we started to piece together food.  Lucy and the boss had macaroni and cheese at Beecher’s (said by Lucy to be the best she ever had), Ethel had a meatball sub and coke (18 bucks!).  We were going to get them all chowder, but the line was prohibitively long.  After moseying around the market for a bit longer, my parents and the girls stopped for chocolate and the boss and I went to Pike Brewing Co.  I had read online that they carried a wonderful gluten free stout from Ghostfish Brewing Company.  Apparently, this entire brewery is gluten free!  I was thrilled.  The boss had a flight and we met back up with the rest.

After a bit of shopping and a ride back to $eattle Center, we let the girls play on the playground in the rain.  Said by Lucy to have been a highlight.  We had 7:30 tickets for the Space Needle.  But given that at this point we were all starting to falter, we headed up about 7.  This was Ethel’s bucket list item and she loved it.  Lots of good exhibits while you line up, a short elevator ride, and a very crowded observation deck await.  It was still nice though.  The sky was gunmetal gray, with a few breaks in the clouds, and windy.  The girls loved it.  They filmed themselves walking around, took pictures, and seemed to absorb it all.  After the visit to the gift shop, we headed to the hotel and all collapsed.

Day 1 got vacation off to a good start.  It’s hard changing time zones but I’m glad we came a day early.  $eattle is dirtier and more crowded than I remember and way more expensive.  I look forward to getting on the ship tomorrow where at least food is paid for!!!

 

 

Farewell Old Friend

I don’t know how to start, so I guess I’ll just begin to move my fingers across the keys and sort of  see what appears.  Part of me wants to write something specifically to you so you would know how much you meant to our family for so very long.  That seems a bit silly now, given that you can’t read due to being a dog and all.  It seems on the verge of insanity given that you’ve left us. Even typing those words is harder than it ought to be.  What I will do is to try and let the word know (at least those who will read this) how freaking awesome you were.

Scooter was mine and Erin’s last tangible connection to the 1990s.  We got married in June of 99 and Scooter joined our family at the end of the year.  I don’t remember exactly when though.  Its funny, that when I showed up to get a dog, I was given explicit directions to select a female.  He wasn’t having any of that though.  I’d push him away and he come trotting back to me.  This game went on for several rounds before I acquiesced and decided that if I looked like that good of an option, then I’d deal with my new bride later.  In effect then, I didn’t select Scooter, he chose me.  Erin named him when I got home and selected Scooter because of how he’d scoot up your arm (being no bigger than my fist) and hide on your shoulder.

As the 90s gave way to the 2000s, he was there with us.  For every birthday, holiday, celebration, even accompanying us to the beach.  Man, did he love the beach.  Not the water, or chasing birds, or any of that normal dog beach stuff.  No, he liked to prance down the shore and let the breeze blow his ears back.  He loved that all the way until his last trip in 2015.  He also loved to shag golf balls.  I’d hit one 10 yards or so and he tear off after it and bring it back.  Balls were another favorite.  HIs ability to place a ball twice his size in his mouth was always impressive.  His energy knew no bounds either.  I’m glad we were young together.

Scooter’s world changed in January of 2003.  Erin and I brought home this little bundle.  She demanded lots of attention and he willingly shared.  Almost willingly.  He was protective of her from the start.  Later in 2003, we moved to Cary.  He was good with the move and enjoyed his new neighbors quite a bit.  Once we thought we had lost him, only to see him yards away happily chasing a huge red ball.  HIs gentle, fun-loving nature endeared him to all.  Some dogs just don’t seem to take to people-not Scooter.  In 2006, we added yet another daughter and Scooter proved to be every bit her little buddy, just as he had become to her big sister.

A move to Raleigh changed him very little.  It brought new mailmen to bark at and new trash guys from whom he had to protect our home.  He proved quite capable.  In his entire life, not one mailman or trash guy entered our home.  Well done, buddy.  While the move to Raleigh didn’t impact him, he was unable to stave off time.  Just as with all of us, as the years passed he became a step slower.  HIs unending reserves of energy became depleted.  When once he could play forever, he now had spurts where he forgot himself and was a puppy again.  HIs teeth began to fall out, his hearing became worse, and I’m not sure he could see all that well at the end.  What never left him, though, was his sniffer.  Without fail, when the magic box (range) was on, he was underfoot, trying to trip us to score whatever we might be cooking.  That too was gone, but not until those last days.

Now, as I sit here trying to figure out what to say, I look beside me and expect to see him in his nest happily snoring or licking something.  The house has a definite emptiness now.  I am taking this loss extremely hard.  Scooter was my buddy.  He listened patiently while I shared my hopes, my dreams, and my disappointments.  He kept me company on many nights when I didn’t feel well.  He was a constant companion who never passed judgement.  He simply loved us.  The girls, Erin, me-he only showed love and appreciation.  I think he knew he had it good.  Looking back on it now, I’m glad he chose me.

If you’ve stayed with me to this point, thanks.  This is not my normal post.  I had no plan, no pity observation.  Just a profound sense of loss that is keeping me from being as coherent as I’d like.  Scooter will forever be a part of our family.  There will be a time when I think on him and smile.  Right now, though is not that time, it still is just to hard to believe he’s not here.  To him I say, thank you.  You enriched our lives in ways I never knew, we’re going to miss you.  Wherever you are, I hope you are pain-free and full of life once again.

 

 

Once a Day

Our last day of vacation was interesting.  We were up extremely early in San Francisco to catch our 4:50am shuttle to the airport.  Early morning shuttle rides through the streets of San Francisco is an editing proposition.  Up and down, starts and stops, all in a van that may need new shocks.  Once at the terminal, checking in and making it through security was a breeze.  By 7, we were on our plane heading down the coast to LAX.

At this point, our family had to split up.  I was heading towards to Chicago for a work activity while the rest of the family headed straight from LAX to RDU.  So as not to alert the TSA or cause any type of incident, I went to the Delta Help Desk to turn in my boarding pass.  My hope was that they could give the seat to someone else and I might spread some joy.  I gave the girls and big hug and wished them safe travels while I left one terminal to head to another to check in for my Southwest flight to Chicago Midway.  My flight was fine but I had a general malaise about me and didn’t feel all that great.  I had a rough flight.  I think the guy beside me must have as well.  Sorry, dude.  After 3 hours that felt like an eternity, I made it to Chicago.  I was familiar with this, so it felt comfortable.  I hopped on the Orange Line for the train and got off at the State/Lake Street Station.

I knew there was a Chipotle and grocery store on the way so I stopped in and picked up a few provisions.  I got to the Hyatt on Wacker Dr and was treated to a huge room with great bedding and a wonderful shower.  After eating and calling home to speak with the boss, I called it a day.  One very long day.

I won’t bore you with the details of the meeting.  What I will tell you about is how excited I was to see one of my favorite musicians while I was in town for one night.  I saw several months ago that Michael Franti and Spearhead would be playing so I bought a ticket.  I didn’t care if anyone went with me or not.  The show was at Thalia Hall in the old Czech part of town.  Doors were at 7 and at 6:40 I was in a cab.

I got to the show and grabbed some merch, as you do, and made my way to my vantage point.  I’m glad it was a late-arriving crowd because I was able to snag a spot right on the front row.  The opening act came on promptly at 8 and they were ok, but then Michael came on.  If you have never been to one of his shows, you must go.  There is so much positivity and happiness at his concerts you smile the whole time.

HIs 17 song set was full of hits and new songs.  A few highlights-having a 4 year old with cancer come out as part of his Do It for the Love Foundation and throw huge yellow balloons in the crowd to play with while he sang “The Sound of Sunshine”.  That boy’s face was pure joy and priceless.  Then there was the 13 year old who went on stage to dance and ended up playing guitar with the band in some good ol’ Chicago blues.  Absolutely a show stopper.  As the show was winding down, he unveiled his new song-“Once a Day”.  The message is true-everybody needs to hug somebody at least once a day.  Since I was alone, I hugged myself, of course the bass player saw this and had a good laugh.  But then, as can only happen at a Franti show, hugs started to go all over the room.  After getting a hug from the guitar player it was time to leave.

This venue is one of the best I have seen a show in in a very long time.  If you’re in the Chicago area, I highly recommend catching a show here.  You won’t regret it.  After catching a cab back, I went straight to bed.  At 6, I was up, way too excited to go home to sleep.  I made my way to the airport, checked-in, and got to my gate to wait.  While there, I ran into some friends and we passed the time chatting.  We boarded the plane and soon I was home.  My girls greeted me at baggage claim with a welcome home sign.

I made it home on Father’s Day and was exhausted.  But as I think back over my vacation I can’t help but smile.  I showed my family some of the coolest things this great country has to offer.  We hiked, we ate local, we shopped local, we biked (sort of), and most of all we smiled.  I am thankful that we had the opportunity to share this great adventure together.  Vacations give us a chance to break from the norm and ignore the obligations of our everyday life.  They afford us the chance to be wholly present with the most important people in our lives.   And in the end, life is about the experiences you have with those who matter.  For two weeks in June, I was truly living.

One more day on the bay

Boy was I tired last night.  My sprint triathlon pretty much wore me out.  I slept fairly well and woke up in enough time to get a good shower in before the girls starting stirring around 7.  A note of interest.  Should you ever find yourself at this hotel, I highly recommend requesting a courtyard view.  Our street-view room was loud.  Between the noise and the fact that I couldn’t get the AC to run at a constant din made it hard to sleep great.  I slept well but not great.  In one of my strokes of brilliance, I had pre-booked our tickets to visit Alcatraz and had managed to get us on the first ferry of the day.  This proved to be wonderful.

We made it to the ferry around 8:15 and were about halfway back in the line.  We boarded the boat and began the short ride out to the island.  It was cold.  Like really cold.  Like pull up the hoods and shiver cold.  It was overcast, cold, and windy.  The girls were glad to have followed my advice and dress warmly.  I thought once we got to the island the wind would settle down, yet it remained brisk for our whole time there.  We watched the movie, did the cell house tour, and wandered around the island.  The park is well laid out and the audio tour is almost as good as the one at Pearl Harbor.  It was done in such a manner that the girls enjoyed themselves a good bit.  It was also cool that it was nesting season so we saw all kinds of baby seabirds.  Since there are no predators on the island, getting close to them was not a problem.  We spent several hours on the Rock and by 12:25 we had started back to town.  Due to the frigid conditions, it felt right to buy hot chocolate for the family as we headed in.

Having enjoyed ourselves on Alcatraz for the morning, it was time for lunch.  I had bragged to everyone about how great clam chowder in a bread bowl is.  We found Boudin’s and I got each of the girls their own bowl.  They promptly destroyed the things.  I mean it was a chowder massacre.  There is something cool about having sourdough bread that is still made from the initial mother loaf first made in 1849.  Of course I had to explain to Lucy and Ethel that the bread was not that old, that it was indeed made fresh today.  We kicked around Pier 39 for a bit catching the sea lions sunning themselves.  Having done this and spent a few bucks on souvenirs, we went back to the hotel so the boss could handle some soccer mom business.

One of the things that the boss really wanted to do was to ride the cable cars.  At 6 dollars a ride per person, we needed to figure out a way to make it worth our while.  So, we took a cab to Union Square, just past the turnaround spot for the cars.  We were able to grab a step on the edge and ride full-on local style.  While I was initially opposed to the idea, this actually ended up being one of the more fun experiences of the trip.  Going downhill and uphill on a cable car is quite the experience.  Our ride ended near the bay and we walked down so the girls could have one final dance on the beach.  By now, we we were hungry for dinner so we headed towards the Fog Harbor Fish House.  The boss and I split the steamer platter for 2.  The food was great and our vacation had come to an end.

Back at the hotel, we packed our bags and prepared for our 4:30 wake up call and our time to bid farewell to California.

My “By the Bay Triathlon”

Surely there is somewhere in San Francisco where there are not 18 gojillion people crammed.  I feel certain that somewhere in this mass of tourism by the bay, there is some enclave where normal people live, work, and raise families.  I can tell you one thing for sure-I have yet to see that part of town.  I had forgotten how crowded this town can be.  I was worn out by the end of the day and it started early.

Staying in Manteca put us 78 or so miles from our destination at the Best Western Plus Tuscan Inn on North Point St.  I felt that traveling the 78 miles and getting the rental car returned to the airport by 10 would be a task that shouldn’t be too difficult.  Wrong.  Traffic was a disaster the entire way.  What  should’ve taken a little more than an hour took right at 3 hours to travel.  It took us over 30 minutes from the time we stopped at the Bay Bridge toll plaza to start truly moving again.  At least I got my 6 dollars worth in tolls.  I would have felt absolutely cheated if I had given them 6 dollars and then only spent 2 or 3 minutes on the bridge.

Anyway-our first views of San Francisco were cool.  The Golden Gate Bridge was partially obscured by fog/clouds and the city itself was shimmering in sunlight.  This paradox of weather would become abundantly clear soon.  At 9 am we screeched into our hotel, I ran in to check us in, and the girls unloaded the car.  Our family resembled a NASCAR pit crew.  Wonder of wonders, the room was ready!  I passed off the key to the boss and I was back in the car heading the 18 miles and one hour travel time to the airport.  Marilyn successfully navigated me around the road work being done and I pulled into the Enterprise return lane at 10:04.  I must have looked like I had been in a fight or something.  The lady at the return smiled at me in a very comforting manner and was sympathetic when I recounted my morning to her.  So sympathetic, she waived the fees for everything!  Victory!!!

So now, I get to go back into town.  I could cab. I could Uber. But those things are expensive.  Not me-I’ll use public transit.  I caught the BART train at the airport for the short ride to the Embarcadero stop.  The closest stop to the hotel, a mile and a half away.  My faith in Marilyn was short-lived.  You know how there are some towns that are great for just getting lost in and walking around?  Boston-I’m thinking about you.  You know what Boston is?  Flat.  You know what San Francisco ain’t?  Flat.  And so began my “By the Bay Sprint Triathlon”.  First I walked one way, then another, then up.  Then down.  Then up again.  I passed downtown, Chinatown, strip clubs, fire stations, Coit Tower, the Transamerica Tower.  I thought triathlons were supposed to have water stops…  Oh yeah, the water. I think to myself, if I can just get back to the Bay, I’ll find my way.  So back down a hill I went.  I found the water and eventually made it back to the hotel to prepare for the bike portion of the triathlon.

Meanwhile, the girls were enjoying a bus tour of the city.  I believe we saw the same sights but they had a tour guide.  And were sitting.  They do recommend doing one of those.  I was impressed throughout the day with how much they learned .  At various times, they’d drop some knowledge on me and enhance my time.  All of us were hungry and Lucy had proclaimed that she wanted to have In and Out one more time.  Our visit to the one in Manteca was great.  Our visit to the one in Fisherman’s Wharf was crowded.  The food was still just as good, the employees were great too.  I would need every bit of energy I could get for leg two of my triathlon-the biking portion.

Several months ago, I stumbled across a company, Blazing Saddles, that offered self-guided bike rides across the Golden Gate Bridge.  The people in the photos were wearing shorts, tank tops, and the biggest smiles around.  There was a bright blue sky and they were the only ones around.  How fun, I thought.  It probably would have been a good idea to make sure that Ethel remembered how to ride a bike.  Lucy, because of more experience, remembered pretty quickly.  We decided to not wait for Ethel to remember how.  Also, she crashed twice in the shop.  This was probably the best thing that could’ve happened.  Had she gotten her own bike she wouldn’t have enjoyed the ride as much as she did-riding behind me on a tandem.

So begins the bike portion.  You’ll follow the bay a short distance and then there is a warm-up hill we were told.  Yeah, so apparently around here a vertical climb of 300 feet qualifies as warm up.  We made it part of the way up.  Once down the other side, we enjoyed ourselves as we went by the Warming Hut and to Fort Point.  The views were great and I hear that Ethel was really taking it all in. She provided constant narration for me.  At Fort Point, the weather began to change.  Remember how earlier the bridge was draped in fog.  It still was and it was about 15 degrees cooler, and windy.  We finally made it up to the bridge and started to go on it.  And boy let me tell you-it was crowded.  Navigating the bridge on a tandem bike was challenging today the least.  After a short distance, we decided to turn around and head back.  The great part of this is that it was mostly downhill!  Also, Ethel figured out that helping to pedal didn’t just mean letting her legs spin as I did the peddling.  Truly, I was biking for two and had now completed leg 2 of my triathlon.

The boss wanted to check out Lombard Street, the most crooked street in the world.  Again, lots of people.  Then she wanted to go to Ghirardelli Square.  Again, lots of people.  The girls wanted to duck into a few souvenir shops so we did that as we headed back to the hotel.  We got back in time for the free happy hour, with the nice touch of sparkling juice for kids.  Once in the room, we decided that if we were going to eat dinner, it was now or never.  Down to the Cafe Pescatore in the hotel we went.  They had a gluten free menu and everyone was satisfied with their dinner.  My shrimp, clams, mussels, and fish over penne was great.

Fed and having completed two legs of my triathlon, I took a shower for my swim leg today.  Maybe tomorrow I’ll try to swim back from Alcatraz.  It was an exhausting day but a fun one.  I think the girls really enjoyed the biking so while we aren’t in tank tops against a bright blue sky, we still have big smiles on our faces.

Pushing inland and then out again.

Sometimes, I want to pat myself of the back.  I come up with harebrained ideas and the boss sometimes acquiesces and supports it.  But today was one of those days where everything made sense.  We were tired last night.  Like, really tired.  Since we skipped out on a big dinner and were in bed by 7:30, we thought we were off to a good start.  Until our smoke alarm started to alarm in our room.  Since I do this whole fire thing for a living, I know how this works.  The general alarm wasn’t sounding and I knew that we weren’t doing anything in our room to cause issues but, to be safe, I started to usher my crowd out.  We opened the door and the night manager was standing there.  She  took our alarm off of the ceiling and we shrugged our shoulders and went to sleep.  After all, we were on the first floor and I liked our odds in getting out if need be.  You’d a thought that they’d have knocked a few bucks off of our total for the effort, but no.

My family thought I was insane when I told them we needed to be out of the room by 5 or so.  And we were.  I have to give the girls credit.  They have been efficient and speedy in all of our exits.  They understand that we have to drive to get to these places and today was no different.  My map buddy, Marilyn, told me that our destination was about 4 hours away.  So in search of CA-140 we went.  We hugged the bay for a bit and then turned inland towards Merced.  There was little to look at as we went.  Lots of farmland.  Lots and lots of fields.  Heck we even went through the artichoke capital of the world today.  As soon as we started east we began to climb in elevation.  We climbed ever higher and at 9, we were pulling to the entry gate at Yosemite National Park.  Our America the Beautiful Pass allowed us to skip the line.  It was like having a fast pass for entry.  The only problem is that we didn’t get a park map because we missed the guard shack.  By coming in on CA-140, we followed the Merced River all the way to the valley.  The caveat with this is you miss Tunnel View and then don’t get that wow factor.

However, we did get to Swinging Bridge and got out to look around.  Our first views of Yosemite Falls were amazing.  The falls were set against a brilliant blue sky, green trees and grass, and the still river.  We spent a few minutes skipping rocks and then headed to the Visitor’s Center.  Here we were able to grab our park map.  From there we walked to the Yosemite Falls Trail and enjoyed that easy mile walk.  I had forgotten how Yosemite assaults all of you senses.  I had not forgotten about the sights, but I had forgotten about the sound of the fall, the sounds of the birds, and the smell of the woods.  We lingered a few moments and tried our best to drink it all in.  In a thousand lifetimes, you still couldn’t do it.  Our snapshot was almost comical.  We walked back through the village and grabbed some food for the girls.  We got back to the car and drove around a bit to the El Capitan picnic area.  Lucy grabbed a table and got the one with the best view of the rock.  Eating our lunch in the shadow of this monolith was spectacular and one of those times when I felt like I did something right.

A word about driving the park.  Maps are terrible and the roadsigns are not much better.  Taking the wrong road could be problematic as turning around is near impossible.  By lunch it was getting very crowded.  Driving was difficult due to pedestrians, poor signage, and people who drive way yonder too fast.  We looped the valley and went by Bridal Veil Falls.  This walk was shorter than the first but steeper.  The view was nice but the overlook was crowded.  We drove a little more around the valley and all decided that a vacation at Yosemite wouldn’t be a bad way to spend a few days.  I could come back here in a heartbeat.

Our hotel for the evening wasn’t far away so we headed that way around 2, but not before stopping by the river one more time and taking off our shoes for an ice bath in the river.  CA-120 to Manteca would be interesting.  At one point, the road was so curvy, steep, and challenging I was unnerved.  I don’t usually get concerned on a road, but this one was one for the books.  However, since I am awesome, I got us down the hill safely.  We drove a few miles more and in only a couple of hours, we were in Manteca at the Hampton Inn.  We finally had our In and Out Burger experience.  All were pleased with the food and I was thrilled with the price.  The double-double protein style was awesome, though eating a burger wrapped in lettuce is challenging.  Messy, challenging, and fabulous.  I had promised a dip in the pool upon our return and I stayed true to my word.

Our odyssey is nearing completion.  To this point I have driven over 1600 miles.  I have less than 100  miles left to drive before returning the car to the rental car company.  We have cleaned out the car and begun the repacking for our return east.  Even though things are winding down, we still have so much to see.  So yes, I came up with a crazy idea to make this trip.  Yes, the boss agreed.  In the span of a week to date, we have seen some of the most amazing things in the world.  I wouldn’t trade a second or a mile driven for anything.

Whew.

I have to be honest.  I’m starting to get a bit tired.  I have driven 1215 miles to this point and not very many have been easy miles.  You know the kind-the driving where you put on the cruise and just mosey on down the road.  Not these miles-no, no.  Not today.  Our drive today was to be a short one but one with unparalleled scenery.  I was awoken this morning by the sound of seals coming up from the bay a block away.  I tried to take a shower but our room was on the small side and the shower was cruise ship small.  After a short fight with the water and keeping the California drought in mind, I gave up and got dressed.  Since I am trying to be the perfect group leader this trip I walked down to the bay so the family could sleep a few more minutes.  It was nice having the entire street to myself along with the great views of the rock.  I also stopped in the Sun and Buns Bakery to get the kids a croissant and some coffee for the boss and me.

We only had about 130ish miles to drive today but I knew that it was going to be slow going.  So up Highway 1 we went.  Before we gained too much elevation we stopped at a vista point near San Simeon that had hundreds of elephant seals hanging out on the beach.  These guys were so unbelievably cool.  There were groups sparring in the water, clumps of them lounging on the beach, some flinging sand on themselves, and others bellowing into the sea air.  I think that with the benefit of hindsight, this may have been a favorite for the day.  Now we started to gain elevation and worked our way up and around the tight road with so very many hairpin turns.  At some point you sort of just get tired of saying “wow”.  Every single turn brought some sight that is indescribable.  From San Simeon in the south to Big Sur and finally to Monterey, we took our sweet time and enjoyed ourselves.  We pulled over at vistas, looked in small shops, and really tried to appreciate where we were.

After about 3 and a half hours we made it to the Monterey Peninsula.  The skies were cloudy and the weather cool and this made for perfect walking from our hotel to Cannery Row.  Tonight we’re staying  at the Best Western on Abrego St.  The room is huge and functional.  It will most definitely work for one night.  We walked the mile and a half from the hotel down and stopped for lunch at Ike’s Love and Sandwich.  This place was great.  My sandwich on gluten free bread was safely prepared and wonderful.  I had a sandwich with turkey, red pepper pesto, and cheese.  They had named it the Robert Louis Stevenson.  Since the boss was able to sample everyone’s food she was able to safely say that mine was the best.  Yay for me.

We ventured from there to the Monterey Bay Aquarium via Cannery Row.  We ducked in a few shops as we walked and honestly, I had forgotten how touristy and cheesy Cannery Row is.  It is neat to see and it helps if you’ve read the book by Steinbeck.  Also, a little research and understanding a small bit of the history will make the Row be a little more vibrant.  Otherwise, you’ll be looking at t-shirt shops, candy stores, and chain restaurants.  The row was never the goal, though.  Several months ago I bought tickets to the aquarium.  If you’re going, this is the way to do it.  Buying the tickets online allowed us to skip the huge line waiting to buy tickets and get right on in.

This is a cool place.  While not nearly as big as the Georgia Aquarium, I felt that it was more friendly to the visitor.  All of the volunteers who worked there were great about approaching us and talking to us about their topic of expertise.  The exhibits were also very well laid out and I really feel that we all learned a good bit about the surrounding waters.  We spent several hours here and although it was expensive, I feel it was a must-do for us on this trip and I still feel that it was the right call.  It’s one of those things that you have to do once but then you can do some other things.  If I come back to the peninsula, maybe I’ll do the kayak tour.

It was getting late and I had driven some challenging miles.  Also, I had walked several miles.  We walked back to the hotel and I went to grab some food for the clan.  I ducked into a decidedly old-school store for a bottle of local wine and then hit up Chipotle.  None of us were really in the mood to head out and eat.  When I got back to the room, everyone was clearly in a relaxed state.  This is probably a good thing.  Tomorrow we drive 3 or so hours to Yosemite so we’ll be getting up early.  Relaxing in the room this evening might prove to be the right call.  It is amazing to think that on a “drive day”, I can be this tired.  There is a certain amount of stress that comes with getting your family from one point to another safely.  I have to thank the boss for helping me to navigate our way around.  It’s hard to believe that we’ve been gone almost a week.  Arizona seems like such a long time ago.  One thing that I believe though-driving this country of ours and trying to at least scratch the surface is awe-inspiring.  From the Grand Canyon to the Pacific Coast, our family has seem some truly amazing things.  While we have by no means seen everything, I hope that I continue to plant that seed of wanderlust in my girls that will carry them through the rest of their lives.  Tomorrow-Yosemite!